Hey, ever seen a pair of your underwear in the lost and found? …Me either… except this one time that I did. Apparently a pair of my delicates was left in the dryer… I think… but you never know. Perhaps there is someone else in my building that enjoys the fit of gap body's teeny bikini cut. It poses a great dilemma: take the probably-mine-panties, or leave them there on display?
The real kicker here is that this is not the first time this issue has come up in my life. When I was a freshman in High School there was a pair in the lost and found of the PE locker room that looked suspiciously familiar… I snuck them into the trash can just in case they could be somehow traced to me. I feel fairly confident I burned that trail, but now this new abandoned panties incident could, yet again, be very incriminating...
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