Monday, November 1, 2010

Dear Candy and Wine

Dear Bowls of Candy and Glasses of Wine,
I know it was Halloween last night, and I had some friends over, but really, you guys were out of control. I understand, building paper haunted houses is really fun and the movie Teen Witch could convince the president to do his inaugural speech in the nude. I mean, let's face it, Teen Witch is the greatest movie of all time. No other movie even gives a _____ about trying to top that. But I digress, Candy n' Wine. The fact of he matter is, the way you dove into my mouth with reckless abandon last night was unacceptable. I will hit the gym and we will forget this little incident, but in the future I hope you can keep your behavior in check.
Sincerely,
Becky

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